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bassmanship by vagabond686 March 15, 2009
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half-assmanship
The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009
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Bossmanship
The act of being so much of a boss, that it must be admired. Displaying how much of a boss you are is an act of bossmanship.
Milk: Look at him ramming that guys head through a glass door, that was awesome.
Mayo: He definitely displayed some bossmanship there.
Milk: Evidently so.
Mayo: He definitely displayed some bossmanship there.
Milk: Evidently so.
Bossmanship by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011
bossmanship
Renee acted in good bossmanship when she told Bobby he could complete Orange Township at his fucking leisure.
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Ballsmanship
1: The ability to navigate difficult situations by means of one's enormous balls.
Origin: Something between sportsmanship, craftmanship, and balls. Possibly boats, too.
Origin: Something between sportsmanship, craftmanship, and balls. Possibly boats, too.
Jeff, in an act of superb ballsmanship, used the public address system to win the penis game in a public library.
Ballsmanship by Sir Brosen January 3, 2012
Barksmanship
Barksmanship by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018
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barmanship by Fuckin-chicken December 27, 2016
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