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half-assmanship 

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.
Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.
half-assmanship by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

Bossmanship 

The act of being so much of a boss, that it must be admired. Displaying how much of a boss you are is an act of bossmanship.
Milk: Look at him ramming that guys head through a glass door, that was awesome.

Mayo: He definitely displayed some bossmanship there.

Milk: Evidently so.
Bossmanship by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

bossmanship 

The act of being bossy.
Renee acted in good bossmanship when she told Bobby he could complete Orange Township at his fucking leisure.
bossmanship by It's Nay December 14, 2006

Ballsmanship 

1: The ability to navigate difficult situations by means of one's enormous balls.
Origin: Something between sportsmanship, craftmanship, and balls. Possibly boats, too.
Jeff, in an act of superb ballsmanship, used the public address system to win the penis game in a public library.
Ballsmanship by Sir Brosen January 3, 2012

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.
"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"
Barksmanship by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018

barmanship 

A nice owner or bartender that works at a bar who is friendly to a costumer.
The bartender had great barmanship.
barmanship by Fuckin-chicken December 27, 2016