Assholes R Us

A company or place that's populated by dumb, lazy, unethical, mean and just plain stupid people. It's so hopeless that bankruptcy, a nuclear holocaust or a plague is the only way to fix its problems.

That place should change its name from Company XYZ to Assholes R Us. Everyone there, from the CEO to the janitor, must have graduated from Trump University - that's how useless they are.

Assholes R Us by The Real Canadian August 2, 2016

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes 

A put down in australian slang: when someone cant do their job or play sport properly.

-you see ol' Bluey over there, yeah he's been working here for about 15 years but he's about as useless as a hat full of busted assholes.

About as useless as a hat full of busted assholes by Anthony Kitching October 11, 2004

Rusty Asshole

(Noun)Feces residue around the butthole that remains after a insufficeint whiping.
(Noun)When when you lick the crust off of someones rectum.

"Yo my girl gave me a rusty asshole."
"Yo son that kids gotta real rusty asshole."
"Yo, I ran outta fuckin whipes, now I gotta rusty asshole."
"Hey, my girl wants me to give her a rusty asshole tonight, I dont know if I want to though."

Rusty Asshole by Joe Cataldo November 15, 2004