A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper
by Captain taint lick May 29, 2017
The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.
Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 06, 2018
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024