A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper
by Captain taint lick May 28, 2017
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Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
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Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?
by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018
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