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Asshole Peanuts

Average to bad peanuts hawked at sports games.
“I thought they were good peanuts but they were just asshole peanuts. All sports vendors are the same.”
Asshole Peanuts by -Cantrip- June 11, 2018
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich 

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

Peanut Butter and Asshole Sandwich 

When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.

peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which 

Is when you put jelly and peanut butter in someone's asshole and you insert your penis into there asshole
I want to pb&j his asshole (peanut butter and jelly asshole sand which)

peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which 

When you put peanut butter and jelly on your shlong and anally rape a man. This term was first used in the adult swim show the boondocks.
Bob has a really juicy ass. I really wanna give him a peanut butter jelly and ass hole sand which.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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