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Asshole Peanuts
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Average
to bad
peanuts
hawked
at sports games.
“I thought they were good
peanuts
but they were just
asshole
peanuts. All sports vendors are
the same
.”
Asshole Peanuts
by
-Cantrip-
June 11, 2018
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