Assers ass

A person who has the largest of the asses who happens to be named asser

Damn… that guy.. asser.. has Assers ass

Assers ass by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Assers ass

A person with an awfully large juicy stupid dumbass ass..

Damn.. that guy over there asser..? Has assers ass..

Assers ass by Dee_0 July 31, 2021

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets 

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Dumb Assery

The trappings, accoutrements, and doings of a dumb ass.

Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!

Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007

Half-Assery 

The act of leaving tasks unfinished (Half-Assed)

There is a lot of half-assery going on around the job site.

Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008

Asses to elbows 

A very crowded establishment, typically a bar or a club.

Man, it was asses to elbows last night at the show.

Asses to elbows by Briennheiser September 13, 2009

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017