Assers ass
Assers ass by Dee_0 July 31, 2021
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Assers ass
Assers ass by Dee_0 July 31, 2021
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Assers ass • asser • assets • bad asser • kick assery • asses and elbows • assery • half-asser • assert dominance • bitch-assery
Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets
You: Hows your husband?
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.
You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.
Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009
Dumb Assery
Come on guys, let's go home. This sort of dumb assery is going to get us all arrested. Bill, put down that hammer!
Dumb Assery by The Real Jack Jones September 28, 2007
Half-Assery
Half-Assery by zombieone3 January 8, 2008
Asses to elbows
Asses to elbows by Briennheiser September 13, 2009
liquidate the assets
When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
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