Asseroma 

An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.

Max felt a great discomfort in his nether-regions, due to the Asseroma he had in his ass.

Asseroma by Steely Diadem May 9, 2014

Assromancy 

The term for the use of the brown arts

Caleb and Kris are masters of the brown art of Assromancy.

Assromancy by BRBetz December 6, 2022

Assromancer 

One who is a practitioner of the brown art of assromancy

After mastering the brown art of assromancy William became the Assromancer

Assromancer by BRBetz May 1, 2023