Assclef
You sir are an assclef
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assclef
1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.
2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.
2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.
assclef by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003
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assclench
assclench by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003
assclerk
A person who keeps another's ass clean and prepared for anything for a high fee of 20 dollars per hour. An ass maid, ass secretary, ass manager, or ass cleaner.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Angelina Jolie has an assclerk, but she hasn't needed it for the past few years.
Carrie Underwood has a great assclerk, by the name of Paul.
Bob Cummings: Yo, Shandra's ass is fine as fuckin hell man, almost as if she got an assclerk or somethin.
Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.
Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.
Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye
Dick Suckemson: I know, I am her assclerk.
Bob Cummings: What? Nah, nooo. Liar.
Shandra: Really good job, Dick. You pleased me. Heres your 100 for yesterday. And Cummings, why don't you just PULL OUT OF HERE. Your so annoying. kbye
assclerk by Dick Suckemson September 12, 2010
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