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Assburger Syndrome 

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

Assburger syndrome 

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you
Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!
Assburger syndrome by Mudnanner February 2, 2017

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.
Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.
asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014

Assburgers Syndrome 

it is when your body (most likely ass)
shits out burgers. it is very painfull but only a myth
hey my friend just got dignost with Assburgers Syndrome
Assburgers Syndrome by pyrosef October 8, 2008

Assburgers syndrome 

A rare genetic condition which targets the gluteal muscles of adult humans, transforming them, over time, into a sandwich.
Janquilence: But I thought assburgers syndrome was-
Snansthony: Nope. It's this

Assburgers syndrome 

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome
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