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Ass-cock 

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An Ass-cock is somebody who is acting in an undesired way.
Dude, you're being an Ass-cock
Ass-cock by zachk April 24, 2008
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ass cock

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A very small penis. So small it's only good to use in the ass.
"He had a total ass cock."
ass cock by Milkyjg November 6, 2007
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ass cock

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A dumbass action or person who does a completely idiotic to do; a dick.
Justin: I rocked you in the game of bball son.
Alex:Yeah, almost as hard as I rocked your mom last night.
Justin: You ass cock!
ass cock by ratpack July 29, 2008
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Ass Cock

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The state of a cock after anal.
"I'm not sticking that ass cock in my mouth!"
"I never suck ass cock."
"Just cuz they suck ass cock in porn doesn't mean I will!"
Ass Cock by Numpless April 1, 2010
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ass cock

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a joke that was removed from the ovie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. makes people think, ass cock? then u make them look stupid by saying 'ass means donkey!"
THat suked ass cock! Ass means donkey, u retard!
ass cock by Tweemo February 23, 2003

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A name given to someone who is completely stupid and a loser. Normally used to describe people using the nickname "spaded"
Spaded : I am a stupid loser
Some person : Oh shut u ass cock
Ass Cock by Some person December 25, 2004
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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womp 

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Poggers 

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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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