Ass-Blood

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Ass-Blood is formed fromt the meaning of when you wake up the next day after a wild night of party going, and you wake up to realize that your wallets been stolen, your wedding ring is gone, your naked tied to your bed by your tie and pantlegs, and you can only seem to recall buying a hooker that night. little to your surpise what you thought was a hooker was actually a Tranny and you fine blood on your ass or also know as ass-blood.

Term2
when you see somebody you dont like and they have horrible acne or just an discusting face, you should and will call them an Ass-Blood for beaing a total discrace to everybody that you were sitting by at that time.

Term1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: dude i have no fucking idea what happend last night!
Guy2: well do you remember anything
Guy1: well i remember renting a hooker from main and central
Guy2: WAIT! main and central!? dude check your ass! thats where the trannys hang out!
Guy1:*puts hand by ass*
Guy:1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Term2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: Dude that ugly Tony kid is comming, hurry up duck!
Guy2: Yeah man hes such an Ass-Blood!
Both: *Duck*

Ass-Blood by Naulty December 5, 2009

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ass blood

Noun, the blood that comes out of ones ass after being fucked in it...

"Man that ass hole was so tight when i fucked it ass blood was everywhere." Ass blood

ass blood by Vikingwizardick December 15, 2018

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Ass blood wings

When your ass hole is so blown out it flaps like a bats wings and is very vascular and appears

bloody/leacky and wet

That dudes got ass blood wings... awesome

Ass blood wings by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021

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Devil's blood ass

Also known as Hennesy cognac. Liquor.

That Devil's blood ass is hella strong!

Devil's blood ass by Nubhy December 14, 2010

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blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.

Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!

blood on my ass cheeks by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020

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Pop some punk ass bloods

Obtaining soda pop and treats as part of the initiation process for joining a club for crippled people, known as the Five Point Crips

4Legz: Look Timmy! There’s a convince store, that must mean what the fellas meant by “Pop some punk ass bloods” they want us to get them some soda pop and treats.
Roller: Ah Timmeh

Pop some punk ass bloods by Dlinepancaked61 March 13, 2023

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pop some punk ass bloods

the black term for killing people, i think

Person 1: im about to go pop some punk ass bloods

Person 2: *gang signs*

pop some punk ass bloods by JXIAFI June 5, 2023

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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