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n. a devout republican.

origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.

Spoken in a sneering British accent, "How dare you speak to me, you filthy little assblood?"

assblood by fluncenterin September 12, 2009

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Ass blood wings

When your ass hole is so blown out it flaps like a bats wings and is very vascular and appears

bloody/leacky and wet

That dudes got ass blood wings... awesome

Ass blood wings by Roughneck793 May 22, 2021

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ass blood

Noun, the blood that comes out of ones ass after being fucked in it...

"Man that ass hole was so tight when i fucked it ass blood was everywhere." Ass blood

ass blood by Vikingwizardick December 15, 2018

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Ass-Blood

Term1:
Ass-Blood is formed fromt the meaning of when you wake up the next day after a wild night of party going, and you wake up to realize that your wallets been stolen, your wedding ring is gone, your naked tied to your bed by your tie and pantlegs, and you can only seem to recall buying a hooker that night. little to your surpise what you thought was a hooker was actually a Tranny and you fine blood on your ass or also know as ass-blood.

Term2
when you see somebody you dont like and they have horrible acne or just an discusting face, you should and will call them an Ass-Blood for beaing a total discrace to everybody that you were sitting by at that time.

Term1~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: dude i have no fucking idea what happend last night!
Guy2: well do you remember anything
Guy1: well i remember renting a hooker from main and central
Guy2: WAIT! main and central!? dude check your ass! thats where the trannys hang out!
Guy1:*puts hand by ass*
Guy:1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Term2~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Guy1: Dude that ugly Tony kid is comming, hurry up duck!
Guy2: Yeah man hes such an Ass-Blood!
Both: *Duck*

Ass-Blood by Naulty December 5, 2009

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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