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Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.
Anna is so hot in her ass pants.
ass pants by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003
Words you can keep
A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....
Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain-smoke
Kansas flash dance ass pants
ass pants by Bozlog November 25, 2006
Pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass. Ass pants are always worn without underwere.
Often worn by queers.
Also worn by women when they want to show off there ass to men.
Look at Kathy in those ass pants!
Ass pants by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009

magic ass pants 

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.
Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!
magic ass pants by me123456789 December 28, 2008

shit-ass pants 

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.
Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants
shit-ass pants by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

poop ass pants 

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them
Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

or

(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
poop ass pants by firetiger83 October 22, 2015

no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.
Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!
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