ass miner

the act of using your fingers to dig around in someones ass looking for shit, then scooping out the shit and eating it. ass miner. usually inplyimg both parties are gay men.

john inserts his finger into jeff's ass and scoops out some shit, then john eats it. john is an ass miner. jeff is the ass mine.

ass miner by dark bud December 2, 2009

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Ass miner

to mine an ass. a possible insult.

you're such an ass miner, that you've got enough corn to feed poland.

Ass miner by vin. December 7, 2004

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assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

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assminer

Derogitory term for a homosexual. Alternatively, anyone who partakes in activities involving inserting objects into the rectum.

Larry never dates females because he is an assminer.

assminer by J_AK December 8, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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