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ass gobbler 

One who gets on your last nerve
Damn, My history teacher is an ass gobbler
ass gobbler by Big Goy June 8, 2004

ass goblet 

Some one that is extremely gay!
What the Hell Matt Kerr! You are such as ASS GOBLET!
ass goblet by Paul Davidson June 14, 2003

ass gobbler 

one who loves to eat ass, with no objection...
Let me eat that ass...im an ass gobbler.
ass gobbler by lightnluvly0414 March 19, 2010

ass goblen 

1. a goblen that dwells in the anal cavity.

2. tongue of a young male, "accidentally" placed in the anus of an intoxicated female
eat bags of shit you ass goblen or. you need to get that checked i hear your ass goblen screaming!
ass goblen by ASs Goub'lu'hEn December 14, 2009

ass goblet 

you suck C**k
ass goblet by justin davis October 15, 2003

boston ass gobler

When you insert a Jameson covered potato into an Irish girls anus and then get her to shit it out into her best friends mouth whilst she's sucking on your penis.
Dude I saw my gal last week and gave her the Boston ass gobler, she's wearing a nappy now!
boston ass gobler by Dr Arse August 7, 2017
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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