Ass cookies

An adjective used to describe cookies that taste like ass 🍑

Those are some ass cookies
These cookies taste like ass

by Hairyfannyellen June 13, 2019

Old Ass Cookies

When a guy shows up to your work with flowers so you offer him all you have, old ass cookies.
If he sticks around after that, it's love. But it changes the definition of love to old ass cookies.

Love is a thing of the past.
Old ass cookies is where it's at.

1.) I am falling in old ass cookies with her originality.
2.) She was tough to bring around in the beginning, but now I think she is feeling the old ass cookies

by Moonchild7 February 1, 2018

making ass cookies

a phrase that means wasting your time. hence nobody would eat ass cookies so why would you make them.

You will never be an olympic champion, your just making ass cookies.

by KevintheMaster March 23, 2012

ass dust cookies

those goddamned dry sugar cookies with the nauseatingly sweet frosting you can get at Kroger or at a cheap birthday party

Friend: Dude, did you go to my cousin's party?
Me: Yeah, they had ass dust cookies!!

by SUBM4CH1N3 March 20, 2023

Ass Cookie

Small shit-soiled pieces of toilet paper that become tangled in ass hair.

"I've got a nest of Ass Cookie Susan, so before you toss the salad let me go shower"

by Nate_Ona February 22, 2007

Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.

Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin August 15, 2008

Ass-Cookie

" leftovers that come from not wipeing yr ass correctly or a mean nickname for your best friend/ bf/gf/lover!!

Y Dont you just go to hell u u ass-cookie you

Dude, you still have ass-cookies in yr boxers lmao

by dizzles wifey 09 July 29, 2009