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Ass Back 

Another term for a sports benchwarmer.
You: "Coach put me in!!!!"

Coach: "Get your ass back!!!"
Ass Back by coach102 June 27, 2009
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ass back 

(noun) the lower part of an overweight person's back, resembling an ass, with its own crack and everything. An extra ass, above the belt, on the back.
That dude needs to put his shirt back on, 'cause I can't stop staring at his ass back.
ass back by lance_w_c October 25, 2008

ass back 

used when geting out of a seat, with intention of returning to the same seat at a later time, informing those sitting near you to save that seat, and keep thier butts out of it. calling this designates your seat as "taken"
*when leaving seat* "ass back"
*when returning and seat is taken "dude, get up i called ass back"
*when someone tries to take seat, a friend may say* "you can't sit there, rachel called ass back.
ass back by oh9seniors May 13, 2009
When someone's ass is so big, their ass comprises a majority of their back.
Juanita how you sit down with that ass-back ?
Ass-Back by Taltsuska September 8, 2016

get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

throw that ass back

When you're fucking your girl from behind and you hit it so hard her ass jiggles
Bro i had to make her throw that ass back during sex last night.
throw that ass back by Jello_90 February 27, 2017

run that ass back 

bring that ass back here so i can see it again
i need her to run that ass back so i can get a better look
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