Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

Ass Span by Bromania March 17, 2010

ass spankled 

when someone beats you in a fight and you dont do anything about it but cry or tell

i ass spankled john yesterday that little bitch cryed through the whole ass spankling

ass spankled by ass spankler June 12, 2009

ass hot spankable 

ass hot spankable means some girl is so fine you just want to hit that all night long. Meaning she looks very very very very very very very very fuckable.

That girls is ass hot spankable.

ass hot spankable by The master May 13, 2005

Well spank my ass and call me sally 

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

Well spank my ass and call me sally by DougieT May 30, 2006

spank-it-ass

(noun) a big, round, meaty, ample derrierre ready for spanking and/or gnawing.

When that centaur of a woman bent over, I undressed her wide spank-it-ass with my roving eyes.

spank-it-ass by The Pillager November 5, 2005

spank dat ass 

To strike a backside firmly and convincingly.

You watch yourself, or I will spank dat ass

spank dat ass by Deucebeast June 28, 2007

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! 

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie! by chad0x001 August 20, 2011