2 definitions by chad0x001

Any man born or living in Derby
Normal men think about sex every 30 seconds.

When you're from Derby, the sex you think about is between you and a sheep.

That's because you are a sheep shagger.
by chad0x001 August 16, 2011
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"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"
by chad0x001 August 16, 2011
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