Ass Reaper

A God of the Prostate
Ever see the brown stuff smeared all over the walls in that one Seven-Eleven bathroom? He was there...
Ever seen a toilet shattered to the point of unrecognition? He was there...
Ever seen a clog that can't be flushed, like one that is as tall as the toilet tank? He was there...
Ever late to work because of a sudden need to poo? He is there...
Ever late to class because all of the toilet paper is gone in the stall? He was there...
Don't challenge the one who reaps, because he always wins.

Boss: WHY WERE YOU LATE AGAIN?!

Worker: Man I had the nastiest shits today, all I had was an AMPM burrito.

Boss: Oh.. The Ass Reaper has strucketh once again!

Ass Reaper by Worcestersh1re December 2, 2022

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ASS REAPER

ASS REAPER is a custom name for the MAG-7 in CS:GO. Many think, the MAG-7 is a trash weapon, but if you can handle it, it becomes an ASS REAPER

"dude, how did you do that ace!?"
"i used the ASS REAPER"
"no wonders you clutched, dude!"

ASS REAPER by Dudi Bumm's brother August 16, 2023

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ass raper

1)somebody who beats the shit out of someone
2)someone literally penetrating someones ass without proper preposal and acception from the ass rapee

wtf david way is a ass raper, he ass raped himself and countless others!

ass raper by s0merand0meguy January 23, 2008

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Raging ass raper in the shitter

A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.

Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.

Raging ass raper in the shitter by t-niggs432 October 18, 2006