Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006

Ass Potatoes 

Small to large blisters, rectal warts, lesions or other growths occurring around the rectum. Their presence gives the affected area the appearance of a potato. The darkness of the rectum serving as the dark hide of the tuberous vegetable, and the warts, blisters & lesions serve as the "eyes" of the potato. If the inflicted individual has "bleached" their rectum they are then referred to as "Golden Ass Potatoes."

I was just about to perform anal sex on this hot cougar in the bed of her truck, but when she spread her cheeks I could see ass potatoes!

Ass Potatoes by Paul Hate May 22, 2011

ass potatoes 

inserting a potato in the rectum during intercourse

"I can't wait to to give you the ass potatoes"

ass potatoes by noraptors January 9, 2012

bitch ass potatoe face

someone who is being an ass at the moment.

"you bitch ass potatoe face EXTRA BUTTER!"

bitch ass potatoe face by Stephanie Pauley July 16, 2008

ass potatoe 

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

ass potatoe by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

Potatoe Ass 

When you get completely hammered and your friends shove old potatoes in your ass while you are passed out.

Justin had way too many shots and woke up with a harsh case of potatoe ass.

Potatoe Ass by anonymous447kittykittylicklick December 24, 2009