ass pocket

Someone who is being a douche bag and tool at the same time... And when the words douche bag and tool just don't work...

Wow Ed is being a Ass pocket.

by IL4MD-1 November 23, 2009

ass pocket

The 375ml bottle of liquor available for purchase. It is small enough to fit in your back pocket, aka your ass pocket.

Guy: I'm halfway through my ass pocket of Jack daniels
Girl: What is an ass pocket?
Guy: 375ml of liquor, it fits in your ass pocket.
Girl: Well it's not on UrbanDictionary.
Guy: It is now.

by Fun Johnny June 19, 2015

zipp ass pockets

adj. n. back jean pockets with zippers on them

Mike scratched Brannon's car with his zipp ass pockets

by dfalcool February 22, 2012

pocket ass

1.) A sex toy 2.) A nickname for a person

Joe is such a pocket ass

by Joe C. March 17, 2004

pocket ass

A cute little ass that is small enough to fit in your pocket.

Yo man, check out that chicks pocket ass, it sho is fine

by burrier September 21, 2004

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets

On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets:
All over a person phyiscally...Smothering, in one's face...

When we have sex I'm going to be "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets". If you touch that ball I'm "On-That-Ass-Like-Back-Pockets"
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by Tha-Illest January 06, 2011

Ass pocket

Falling apart, shambles, threadbare, junky, in bad condition, rundown, in a state of disrepair

Are you going to wear that ass pocket t-shirt, with all the rips in the fabric, out in public?

by R.L. Burnside August 22, 2018