Ass Mace

Flatulence that is so foul, so ripe, so pungent that it is thick, palatable and irritates that eyes and nasal passages.

Carl inhaled several Taco Bell bean burritos on the way home after a night of partying. By the time he crawled into bed with this girlfriend, he had bloated up with severe gas. He decided to give his girlfriend an old fashioned Dutch Oven but ended up dousing her with Ass Mace and she heaved and wretched violently.

Ass Mace by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

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assmace

When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.

Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.

assmace by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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