Ass Lift

N) 1 a: Similar in theory to the ass hem. The ass lift refers to a more dramatic change directed at the entire ass, the ass as a whole entity. An ass lift changes the overall aesthetic presentation of the ass in an effort to improve its visual reception by members of the opposing gender. Unlike the ass hem, the ass lift is not generally associated with any single gender. Examples of the ass lift can be found in males as well as females.

1. (a) Forget about getting an ass hem, what you really want is a whole ass lifted, anything worth doing is worth doing all the way, right…?

2. (a) I need to get a three day leave of absence next week so I can get an ass lift.

Ass Lift by Tlahtoani Anubis March 16, 2007

Asslifter 

Noun: One who hoists his/her backside in the air while he/she prays (e.g. Muslims at the mosque).

Noun: Asslifter, Asslifters

Adjective: Asslifting (e.g. "Asslifting Sheikhs")

Asslifter by N. Abel March 23, 2013