Ass Genius

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that the ideas created in and voiced directly from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?

Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?

Woman: You are a consummate ass-talker.

Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

by Poop Ninja September 1, 2008

Ass Genius

A person who has diluted themselves into believing that their ideas, created in and voiced solely from their ass, are pure genius.

Woman: So you're trying to tell me the inflatable party sheep was just a gag gift, and it came with the KY smears and pubic hair already stuck to it?
Man: Yes! It's really quite remarkable, isn't it?
Woman: Stop talking out of your ass!
Man: Oh, come on - that story was brilliant! It's like I'm an Ass Genius or something!

by Poop Ninja June 15, 2006

Assenius

Someone who is an asshole and a genius at the same time.

Chelsea is such an assenius. She changed people's MySpace friend positions just to get their attention.

by Jaydawn May 31, 2014