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A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.
Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.
by cydedish February 20, 2014
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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