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A string of dingle berries left on a single strand of ass hair after wiping, much like popcorn on a string at christmas time.
Grandpa had a bad case of Ass Garland that fell on the floor and grandma picked it up and tried to clasp it around her wrist like a bracelet.
by cydedish February 20, 2014
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