balls ass freezing

adj: to be extremely cold.

Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

by Emac2040 November 5, 2007

butt ass freezing

When you're butt ass freezing

Man, it's butt ass freezing i got frostbitten doodoo crumbs

by Cunt muscle December 29, 2005

Freezing-Ass Cold

When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

by FrostyTheCokeBearSaver December 1, 2011

Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

by Le foggy fag May 16, 2021

Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 2, 2022