Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

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freeze your ass off

When a question so incredibly stupid is asked, and avoidance is the best way forward.

"What game mode shall we play?"
"Freeze your ass off"

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Jimmy: How was skiing naked?
Tommy: Man, it was balls ass freezing!

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Man, it's butt ass freezing i got frostbitten doodoo crumbs

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When it's so cold outside that your butt cheeks freeze together

It must be freezing-ass cold outside cause my butt cheeks froze together.

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A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.

“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”

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Think about a time your butt has truly been cold. Very rarely, it means you are so cold that even your butt is cold.

I’m freezing my ass off can you please turn down the a/c!!!

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