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Ass Fail 

One who encompasses the features of being an ass and fails. One who loves to play video games, watch stupid videos on the Web, and sing. Really great at playing with Legos, and loves saying catch phrases such as, "True story," or "BATTLE DAMAGE!" or even, "sh*t is crazzzz'y!"
Caaaarl is a big Ass Fail. He just doesn't know what to do.
Ass Fail by MissInevitable February 24, 2012
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Fail Ass Friend 

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
Fail Ass Friend by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011

Ass and Fail

What bad things are made of. Another way to say that something sucks. Comes from the fact that asses and failure aren't generally considered to be good things.

Not quite as retarded as teh suck, but pretty close.
Boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.

Things that rule are made of win and god.

Things that suck are made of ass and fail.
Ass and Fail by lol anonymous May 30, 2006

Fail Ass Shit 

When something or someone is full of fail.
Man that raid was some fail ass shit.
Fail Ass Shit by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

That Failed Ass 

a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.
when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.
Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.
assfail by van ultima January 30, 2005
when your ass just stops working.
Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.
assfail by van ultima January 27, 2005
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