assfail

when you try to take a crap, but it wont come out, and you make odd noises that scare everyone around you.

Billy had an assfail right before his history test. Poor kid.

by van ultima January 30, 2005

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 28, 2005