ass cube

when a woman'sbutt gets cold and takes a long time to warm back up. usually from sitting out in the cold on concrete or benches.

sounds like "ice" if said with a fake strong southern accent. less serious than freezer bum

I waited for you for 45 minute out here... I'm so cold I have ass cubes.

by Ouzel February 18, 2009

Ass Cube

A cold blooded douchebag.

"He broke up with me through a text, and then sent a picture of his dick to my roommate.!!"
"What an ass cube."

by AssCube March 19, 2014

Asscube

The product of taking ice cubes and inserting them into one’s anus for sexual purposes.

Jessie: Dude, last night I totally got distracted by asscubes. I didn’t mean to blow you off.

Paul: Girl, Surgeon General says that you shouldn’t do that too much or it’ll mess with your anal sphincter.

by Jessmess May 20, 2019

Asscube

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010