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ass crabs 

Persistant crabs that manage to burrow inside the anus.
These ass crabs are tearing my shit apart. Literally.
ass crabs by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005
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ass crabs 

ass crabs by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008

Ass Crabs 

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair
Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs
Ass Crabs by Foxeswrestler24 November 1, 2010

ass crab 

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!
ass crab by Yuppie June 27, 2008

ass crab 

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult
you're such an ass crab
ass crab by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

mark ass crab 

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?
mark ass crab by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

crab ass 

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.
crab ass by Cinna January 5, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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