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ass crabs 

ass crabs by tiggal bittys June 26, 2008

Ass Crabs 

Haveing pubic lice on your butt and in the hair
Cheerleaders are the main carrier of Ass crabs
Ass Crabs by Foxeswrestler24 November 1, 2010

ass crab 

A small species of crustacean that resides in the anal region of male humans.
It feeds primarily on semen and unborn babies.

Best way to counter is with the head of a penis - their one weakness.
Dude, your ass crab crawled in my urethra!
ass crab by Yuppie June 27, 2008

ass crab 

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult
you're such an ass crab
ass crab by Harmony pond August 21, 2015

mark ass crab 

a term to call someone a mark ass crab means to basically just insult someone but you wanna say something weird that nobody understands to seem cool
ayo jeff is a mark ass crab.
nigga what?
mark ass crab by buttchese19 December 14, 2024

crab ass 

someone who does nonstop bitching and belly aching.
crab ass by Cinna January 5, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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