Ass Canal

When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.

That space between the cheek to the pussy.

Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok

Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End

Ass Canal by Tall Grim April 21, 2017

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ass canal

The anus in addition to the terminal part of the large intestine.

OMG, Jose is so bad at video games! I think it's because he has a massive gondola maneuvering around his ass canal.

ass canal by Ass Doctor November 13, 2007

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
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N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

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