Ass Balloon

Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.

I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!

Ass Balloon by Brandumful May 18, 2015

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Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

Balloon Ass by Bloxlol August 21, 2023

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Ass Balloon • Balloon Ass • ballooned in the ass • ass baloon • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

ass baloon by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

ballooned in the ass

1.buttsex comes from a scene in scary movie 2 where the demonic clown got buttsexed by a gay character under the bed 2.enema procedures with the use of a water pack and its components or a enema bags bought from stores 3.coloscopy examination where a camera is stuck in your ass cavity 4.gay clownsex with the use of a real balloon for a condom

1.shelly got ballooned in the ass by rob.
2.tom ballooned himself in the ass to clear out his bowels with an enema for surgery.

3joe had to get a coloscopy done they ballooned him with a camera in the ass
4.the 2 clown men at circus got busted ballooning each other in the ass using a balloon as a condom

ballooned in the ass by kojiro95 December 8, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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