Ass'ed
When a moron (or "ass") wants you to do something, it could be referred to later as their having "ass'ed" you because they were primarily acting badly toward you at the time. (Synonym: "marooned" or delayed by an asshole)
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Special Ed ass nigga
A retarded ass nigga that's always doing some goofy dumb shit and getting caught because he's incapable of thinking
Aye y'all see this nigga marrco "man bruh " this nigga than beat up the old bitch and put his number in her phone. Smh now them police roun thur.. That's a special ed ass nigga real shit
Special Ed ass nigga by Savagemond March 17, 2017
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cosby'ed her ass
Inviting a woman on a date to your home for dinner while she is currently having mental/social/physical/menstrual problems and then giving her some pills for her "issues" knowing full well the pills will incapacitate her long enough for you to do what you will with her.
Garth: " hey man, what did you do to Gina, she's says she never wants to see you again?"
Miles: " She was having period problems so I Cosby'ed her ass. "
Miles: " She was having period problems so I Cosby'ed her ass. "
cosby'ed her ass by Jackson T Scoobycock November 30, 2014
Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed)
(noun) Someone with a colossal rear-end
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
who talks like a valley girl, walks as if she has a pole shoved up her ass, has horse teeth and gallops to work in an Audi which she pays $369/mo for. Also, only dates wealthy men so they can buy her designer hay for her horse mouth and 14K Gucci gold hoofs!
Hey Cletus, Did you see that slope use his martial arts technique on CandyAss? I've never seen a horse go flying so fast through the windshield of a brand new Silver Audi like that before. She had a lot of nerve parking in the EXCLUSIVE GCC row!!
Candy Ass (aka Horse Teeth and Mr. Ed) by sweetpea April 8, 2004
compton ass eddie
his dick is so small
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss
he pisses on his balls,
tries to make up for it with a truck he thinks is hoss
but we know the nine-five neon is boss
compton ass eddie by you know March 16, 2005
compton ass eddie
drives ghetto ass s-dime in the streets of compton, while smokin a fat blunt. loves to beat up hoes with a stick of pepperoni after the insult his abnormaly small wang
compton ass eddie by if you only knew March 7, 2005
compton ass eddie
Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even his roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at pool and at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
compton ass eddie by Screaming In Silence March 14, 2005
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