Definitions by mabiak2

Marooned 

When someone annoys you to a memorable point you could confidently say you were affected negatively by a moron. "Maroon" is an adaptation of "moron" used by Bugs Bunny in response to the same when he speaks to the camera and says, "What a maroooooon" in his Bugs way. To be "marooned" is to have gone through a similar experience. You have been marooned.

It took me so long to get through security 'cuz I got marooned by a tired TSA agent, but I had to cut 'em a break and just did as I was ass'ed. (ass'ed: synonym of "marooned" in past tense query form.")

Marooned by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Ass'ed 

When a moron (or "ass") wants you to do something, it could be referred to later as their having "ass'ed" you because they were primarily acting badly toward you at the time. (Synonym: "marooned" or delayed by an asshole)

"Have I got any drugs, weapons or explosives in my pockets? Is that what you ass'ed me? What do you mean, raise my hands and spread my legs? Someone help me! I'm being marooned!"

Ass'ed by mabiak2 July 19, 2019

Checking the Weather 

Standing up to pass wind, then sitting down to catch a whiff.

x: Why did you stand up and then sit back down.

Y: Just checking the weather.

Checking the Weather by mabiak2 July 2, 2016