Asparagus Syndrome 

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

Asparagus Syndrome by Glitchx April 6, 2009

Asparagus Syndrome 

An unlucky cunt who is not only painfully autistic (asperger syndrome) but can't spell for shit (dyslexic)

He says he feels a lighter shade of yellow today but when I told him to write down "yellow", he wrote "hjsdf". He must have Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome by Aldy September 22, 2005

Asperagus Syndrome 

A condition wherein everything you do smells like asperagus pee and you don't uynderstand why it's funny.

Hahaha Dude You stink like slimy green vegatable pee! Get it????....... C'mon whats up with you dude? You got Asperagus Syndrome or somthin'?

Asperagus Syndrome by Websters Merriam August 17, 2011