Asian Morning

When a girl is sleeping and you jizz on her eyes so when she wakes up they are stuck together.

Damn it jimmy gave me and asian morning I can't see!

Asian Morning by DeoKots April 5, 2008

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asian morningface

when one wakes up with very squinty eyes making them have the appearance of an asian

Hey, tyler had the worst asian morningface at kegs and eggs!

asian morningface by Christopher Bizub May 4, 2007

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asain morning cry

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

asain morning cry by muskie123 June 9, 2009

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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