Ashowciate

When you compare real life directly to a TV series or movie

The news reported a man fell into an elevator shaft. My wife ashowciated that it was just like what happened on Chicago Fire!

by DBCLazerTag September 6, 2013

Curriculum Associates

The fucking stupid whores who created that fucking stupid-ass program called I-Ready. Everyone (including me) fucking hates I-Ready it’s a stupid-ass motherfucking program that makes you dumber each time you use it. For example, if you get 3 questions wrong on a quiz at the end of the lesson in I-Ready, you have to take the ENTIRE FUCKING LESSON OVER AGAIN!

Man, fuck Curriculum Associates! They created that fucking program called I-Ready, which I hate!

by Minecraft1238 January 8, 2019

Associated Press

Commonly abreviated as AP, the Associated Press is an American news agency run by the media sources that contribute to it. It is the largest news agency in the world and has subscribers (people who pay a fee to use AP's material) in almost every free-market economy nation in the world.

The AP is made up of almost 2,000 American newspapers and about 5,000 TV/radio stations while its photo library has exceeded 10 million pictures of news.

Although the AP tries to remain unbiased some occasional yellow journalism and personal biases are included in media information.

I couldn't help but notice that almost every article about a national event was writen by the Associated Press in today's newspaper.

by Sid Barrett October 27, 2007

Ahhociate

1) term to describe a promiscuous, loose and notably smutty individual.
2) an associate that exhibits ho-like qualities.

Ahhociate

Ahhociating is by far the leading cause for the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

by BLOBBY DOOGINZ November 12, 2012

trophy associate

A young, beautiful partner of an older, affluent, influential individual who are in a long term relationship yet not legally married.

She is not his trophy wife, she is his trophy associate.

by RoseyJean April 19, 2020

Blazer Barboza Associated Acts

Atlantic Records, Jay Z, Meek Mill, Big 4 Music Group.

Blazer Barboza Associated acts were proud of his Accomplishments.

by Blazer Barboza October 15, 2020

A Zephyr Associated

A furry femboy.

person: ugh, you're such a zephyr associated
friend: how fucking dare you

by YoMumSimulator March 17, 2021