asheville school

Heaven on earth. 7th best boarding school in the US, probably in the world too. If you go there, meet Eric Min. Only downside? No wifi after 10:00 PM.

Christ School? More like Auschwitz! Go to Asheville School.

asheville school by Truckload of Swag December 10, 2016

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Asheville High School

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.

Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!

Asheville High School by boredinfrench January 21, 2011

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Asheville High School

Asheville High school is a unique school made up of various types of kids, all together making yet another diversified quality of Asheville. Equally populated with nerds, jocks, homosexuals, freaks, hippies, artists and a significant amount of potheads; Asheville High school is a great example of one of the more "ghetto" schools in the Western part of North Carolina. The school building actually is very castle-like, resembling some of the better parts of the Biltmore house, and rumor has it that the school is haunted by a student who used to go to school there a long time ago. (Really, look it up on the news) Asheville High has a bad-ass rep for being one of the coolest schools around to be a part of. Go Asheville High Cougars!

-Hey dude, let's go smoke some shit some place cool.
-Yeah, man. Asheville High school!

Asheville High School by Student from AHS March 3, 2011

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asheville middle school

it’s just a public school full of retards and nic. i recommend going, if you go to any other school you are weird

person one: guess what

person two: what

person one: we aren’t aloud to go to the water fountains at my school

person two: why

person one: we are apparently getting too much social time

person two : what school do you go to

person one: asheville middle school

asheville middle school by nonamedcoolperson November 23, 2021

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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