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Ascorbing
A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.
"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"
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Ascorbic Titillunda
A tingling or chilling sensation that occurs during urination after consuming a high dose of vitamin C (typically 4,000-8,000 mg or more). The effect, described as a gentle "flush wave," is considered by some to be a sign of tissue saturation and antioxidant processing. Coined by Bobby Dean Gray in 2025.
Ascorbic Titillunda by Lucien A. Gray March 26, 2025
ascorbic interference
When one's presence burns the mold off someone's soul. They flinch, then blink, then breathe.
Ascorbic interference is when something pure and necessary disrupts decay. Not softly. Not politely. But with brightness. With sting. With chemistry that cannot be ignored.
Change of the conditions, breaking the silence and oxygenating the swamp.
Ascorbic interference is when something pure and necessary disrupts decay. Not softly. Not politely. But with brightness. With sting. With chemistry that cannot be ignored.
Change of the conditions, breaking the silence and oxygenating the swamp.
I didn't mean to disrupt him--I was just being myself. But I realize now, my presence was a kind of ascorbic interference: cleansing, stinging, impossible to ignore.
The shift in his behavior wasn't gradual; it came after a moment of ascorbic interference--someone finally told the truth and the system reacted like it had touched acid.
She entered like citrus on a wound--ascorbic interference in its purest form. Not to destroy, but to awaken the flesh.
If he's mad, let him be. I wasn't attacking him---I was performing ascorbic interference. That's love, not betrayal.
The shift in his behavior wasn't gradual; it came after a moment of ascorbic interference--someone finally told the truth and the system reacted like it had touched acid.
She entered like citrus on a wound--ascorbic interference in its purest form. Not to destroy, but to awaken the flesh.
If he's mad, let him be. I wasn't attacking him---I was performing ascorbic interference. That's love, not betrayal.
ascorbic interference by Lucien A. Gray May 14, 2025
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