ascanio 

a sexy beast with an animal cock

"man, have you seen ascanio around lately?"
"actually i think so, i could tell from his beast monster-size cock i saw from far away."
"mmmmmmmmhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.."

ascanio by basbanbio April 5, 2018

Ascanio 

Ascanio is a guy you have to let in starting from the 8th of January.

"Hey lascia entrare Ascanio, dall'8 di gennaio, perciò limarla è tosta, esce ma non mi rosica."
"Hey let Ascanio enter, from the 8th of January, For that it's hard to smooth it out, It goes out but it does not makes me jealous"

Ascanio by mihneaz January 11, 2020

ascanio 

people with this name have a big penis (20-30)cm at least

ascanio

ascanio by Andrea53793839(/?: February 14, 2018

Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.

It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!

Ascanio's Day by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021

ascanxoxo movements 

the act of having a sexual relation with every male species on this planet.
this includes human, dogs, cats, birds, fish, and apparently the sun.

person 1: why is that girl such a dirty slut?
person 2: bro she runs brains like it's her career
person 1: ascanxoxo movements....

ascanxoxo movements by slutbusters June 29, 2010