ascanio

"man, have you seen ascanio around lately?"
"actually i think so, i could tell from his beast monster-size cock i saw from far away."
"mmmmmmmmhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.."

ascanio by basbanbio April 5, 2018

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Ascanio

Ascanio is a guy you have to let in starting from the 8th of January.

"Hey lascia entrare Ascanio, dall'8 di gennaio, perciò limarla è tosta, esce ma non mi rosica."
"Hey let Ascanio enter, from the 8th of January, For that it's hard to smooth it out, It goes out but it does not makes me jealous"

Ascanio by mihneaz January 11, 2020

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ascanio • Ascanio's Day • ascanxoxo movements

ascanio

people with this name have a big penis (20-30)cm at least

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ascanio by Andrea53793839(/?: February 14, 2018

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Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.

It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!

Ascanio's Day by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021

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ascanxoxo movements

the act of having a sexual relation with every male species on this planet.
this includes human, dogs, cats, birds, fish, and apparently the sun.

person 1: why is that girl such a dirty slut?
person 2: bro she runs brains like it's her career
person 1: ascanxoxo movements....

ascanxoxo movements by slutbusters June 29, 2010

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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