Asahism 

Asahism: The religion of those who worship Asahi, they often say “hira” to worship Asahi. HIRA🛐HIRA🛐HIRA🛐

Person 1: Asahism is so cool.

Person 2: Yes, join our religion! HIRA HIRA! 🛐🛐

Asahism by Asahism October 31, 2020

Asahism 

Asahism: The religion of those who worship Asahi, they often say “hira” to worship Asahi. HIRA🛐HIRA🛐HIRA🛐

Person 1: Asahism is so cool.

Person 2: Yes, join our religion! HIRA HIRA! 🛐🛐

Asahism by Asahism October 31, 2020

Ashism 

Synonyms: Twat, cheat, old, phil collins with less hair

Usage: To make a tit out of yourself by doing something completely stupid, e.g. fiance catches you having sex with an whore

Etymology: Stems from Latin word 'Asism' meaning Cunt

Shit, my wife just caught me in the middle of an ashism

Ashism by Dyke-On-A-Bike February 27, 2005

Asahisexual

A person who attracted to Treasure's Hamada Asahi

- h-hi.... i like you..

- i'm Asahisexual, no thank you

Asahisexual by vkflti July 3, 2021

Asahisexual

A person who is attracted to Treasure's Hamada Asahi

- h-hi... i like you..

- i'm Asahisexual, no thank you

Asahisexual by vkflti July 3, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020