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ur aunt a croissant
The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*
ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018
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Arantza is a very inspirational girl. She inspires alot of people. She is a very sweet girl. You will always see a wonderful smile on her face.She is a very smart girl. Even though she doesnt realize it she is very beautiful , inside and out. She is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet.Guys never stop thinking about her. She is a great person to have in your life , as a friend or lover.
Arantza by itsthetruth.123. October 3, 2011
Aunt Kathy
A person who always pays too much for things, locks herself out of houses, constantly complains about sports on TV in group settings, and is always posting pictures of cats on Facebook.
Aunt Kathy by Frustrated Nephew May 29, 2017
Aunt Pittypat
Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.
Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017
Arunima
The most beautiful girl the universe had or will ever witness. Her face as bright as first ray of sun and her eyes are divine. While she smiles the time stops, she arrives and your heart skips a beat. The most and most precious thing one could ever have. With her being on your side everything seems possible, actually to live your life becomes beautiful. She resides in your heart and mind and you can't literally think of something else . Also without her, everything becomes dull. A best friend, soulmate, well-wisher, she be the best at everything . Do not lose her at any cost.She is worth any damn thing. With Arunima being with you, you need nothing else......
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Aunt Mom
Usually married to Uncle Dad, and related to cousin Grandpa. Also could be the victim/result of incest. Homemade hooch in the backwoods of the Ozarks are cited for this phenomenon.
Kid in School: "Holy crap Sarah Belle!! Little flipper footed Jimmy thinks his Mother is Marie Osmond! He is seriously messed up"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Girl in School: "Little Jimmy is crazy.. Come to think of it, his dad is named Donnie!! She could very well be Aunt Mom!!"
Aunt Mom by Ezekiel Calhoun December 8, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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