The art of being impregnated, sexually harassed, touched by... etc. Only an elite few gain this accolade!
a: 'I got arooned'
b: 'No shit for real?'
a: 'Yeah'
b: 'Shit'
a: 'I know... then he Arooned a horse'
b: 'LOL'
a: 'He loves horses'
b: 'Whata pervert, poor horse, was it ok?'
a: 'Dunno, i ran away'
So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).