ArseCunt

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Someone that is so obnoxious and rude, has a very high opinion of themselves in a pompous way are an Arsecunt. In addition, it’s a better insult that supersedes just calling someone a cunt.

An Arsecunt is both an anus hole and Vagina in one that has been damaged beyond recognition due to being pummelled and the skin between the anus hole and vagina has gone.

Why are you such an Arsecunt James? You are just an awful human and everything that comes out of your mouth is awful.

ArseCunt by seojoe June 12, 2024

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arsecutlery

A painfully sharp fart.

"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with the crimping shears"

arsecutlery by imbecile July 22, 2007

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Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

Arse-Cunt by the dave machine July 12, 2009

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Arsebunting

Noun: No matter how hard some people may try there may be tiny little bits of fecal matter or lavatory paper that remain fluttering in the anal breeze, like little flags or bunting. Used to describe the items themselves in a literal sense, similar to winnets and clinkers. Also may be used in a derogatory and insulting fashion to describe something/someone as worthless/unclean and pointless. Arsebunting (UK English) Assbunting (US English).

OMG!!! look at the arsebunting on that sheep/pig/horse/dog/child

Arsebunting by pbdrivers November 20, 2011

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slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

slit-arse cunt by Tone 18 March 19, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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