ArseCunt

Name: ArseCunt Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Someone that is so obnoxious and rude, has a very high opinion of themselves in a pompous way are an Arsecunt. In addition, it’s a better insult that supersedes just calling someone a cunt.

An Arsecunt is both an anus hole and Vagina in one that has been damaged beyond recognition due to being pummelled and the skin between the anus hole and vagina has gone.

Why are you such an Arsecunt James? You are just an awful human and everything that comes out of your mouth is awful.

ArseCunt by seojoe June 12, 2024

Merch

Get the ArseCunt mug.

See more merch

arsecutlery

A painfully sharp fart.

"i say georgina i just trumped a hamper of arsecutlery, my ringpiece feels like you've had at it with the crimping shears"

arsecutlery by imbecile July 22, 2007

Merch

Related Words

Arse-Cunt • Arsebunting • arsecutlery • slit-arse cunt • arse curtains

Arse-Cunt

(US ass-cunt)
Noun

An arse-cunt is when a woman's vagina or anus is split so that the two together form one hole. This can either happen after childbirth or poorly lubricated anal sex (and possibly vaginal if the penis is too large).

Other words for arse-cunt include 'vagarsehole', 'vagibum', 'pussybottom', 'bum-snatch' and 'poonanus'

John and Sophie decided to have anal sex with using any KY, so her anus ripped open, creating an arse-cunt.

After going through 18 hours of labour, trying to push the overweight baby out of her body, Linda ending up with an arse-cunt.

Arse-Cunt by the dave machine July 12, 2009

Merch

Arsebunting

Noun: No matter how hard some people may try there may be tiny little bits of fecal matter or lavatory paper that remain fluttering in the anal breeze, like little flags or bunting. Used to describe the items themselves in a literal sense, similar to winnets and clinkers. Also may be used in a derogatory and insulting fashion to describe something/someone as worthless/unclean and pointless. Arsebunting (UK English) Assbunting (US English).

OMG!!! look at the arsebunting on that sheep/pig/horse/dog/child

Arsebunting by pbdrivers November 20, 2011

Merch

slit-arse cunt

A term which originated in Nova Scotia meaning beyond evil ... a supreme cunt, see Ann Coulter

That ugly, slit-arse cunt is so vile she couldn't give a dog a bone!

slit-arse cunt by Tone 18 March 19, 2007

Merch

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

Merch

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Merch

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Merch

Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Merch

Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Merch

Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

Merch