Robert "ARR" Kelly

The alternate universe counterpart of R. Kelly where he becomes a pirate and eats your dad instead of becoming your dad and eating a pirate.

Robert "ARR" Kelly is still at large after all this time, and is showing no signs of slowing down.

by The Great Greasemongerer July 13, 2019

Arr Kelly

The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume

I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.

by Pdesil711 May 24, 2019