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Army shit

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.
Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
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F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)

The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines.").
You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions.
by Vast Science January 12, 2013
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Like shit to an Army blanket

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."
by OldSchoolUK May 18, 2009
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Army Shitbag

A Soldier, typically a Non-Comissioned Officer, who possesses no integrity whatsoever.
A good example of an Army Shitbag would be SSG Hawley of the Delaware National Guard. SSG Hawley lies, steals and has no value whatsoever.
by Garvey1928 March 9, 2012
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ARMYshiteru

When you say you love someone or something in Japanese, you use 大好き daisuki. But, when you truly, deeply love something in the rare moments that you want to say it because it’s special, you use 愛してる aishiteru

Armyshiteru is a combination of ARMY and aishiteru a synonym is BTSshiteru
a word created by bts
because or love is so precious
"ARMYshiteru"
by bangtansiiii November 14, 2018
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