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take off your armor 

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.
The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"
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Combat armor 

A combat-armor is a wearable apparel used to protect its wearer from impacts, such as bullets or bludgeoning force. A combat-armor generally is sold/distributed with an accompaining helmet as part of a complete kit, and thus the combat-armor refer to the combat-vest and combat-helmet, as well as any other itens that may come included in a kit, such as gauntlets or combat-boots.
The army issued PASGT vest (now outdated) is a form of combat armor consisting of the vest, boots, helmet (separately classified as simply the PASGT helmet). PASGT stands for Personal armor system for ground troops.
Combat armor by ChaoticNeutral2 August 14, 2011

Amorousity 

The highest state of passionate adoration and affection. An unavoidable sexual attraction. The noun for being amorous.
You could see the amorousity in their eyes when they looked across the room.
Amorousity by Wilko December 24, 2014

Armored train 

When a man puts on 5 or more condoms, seeking extra protection
"Hey tom, last night I was about to fuck this really sketchy girl, so I turned my dick into a armored train"

Jigsaw Armory 

Guns. Serving all your needs for when the cast of Jersey Shore comes to town.
I just gave you an example. Jigsaw Armory.

poking through the armor 

Having a boner
Andy you are poking through the armor again