Arizona Hot Pocket

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An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.

Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!

Arizona Hot Pocket by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009

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Arizona hot pocket

It’s where a guy shits in a girls pussy then fucks her

“Bro I just a Arizona hot pocket on Amiah last night”

Arizona hot pocket by Doctor daddy May 31, 2018

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The act of turning a female upside down, spreading her legs and letting the male mount the female and shit down her vagina.

Last night I had some spicy Mexican food and my girlfriend let me give her an Arizona Hot-pocket!

Arizona Hot-pocket by pedo-bear91 January 18, 2011

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When you eat tons of Mexican food with spicy peppers and you diarrhea in a girl and and your cum burns her pussy

After going to Arizona’s hot pepper taco shack I gave Juanita an Arizona Hotpocket And she cried in pain

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