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aristotelian 

Aristotelianism is a tradition of philosophy that takes its defining inspiration from the work of Aristotle. It is usually characterized by a rigorous logic and an analytic inductive method in the study of nature and natural law, with a teleological account of causality.
Dr. Faustian thinks of other subjects such as Aristotelian philosophy logic, mera physics, medicine, Justinian law, divinity but rejects all of them.
aristotelian by Dhingra Sahab March 21, 2021
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Aristotelian Sophism

A form of sophistry that rigorously follows the rules of Aristotelian logic—valid syllogisms, no formal fallacies—while using false or misleading premises, or while ignoring crucial context. The argument is logically impeccable but unsound. It often takes the form of accusing opponents of committing logical fallacies (e.g., “that’s an ad hominem”) while being fallacious themselves (e.g., committing the fallacy fallacy). Common in strong-restricted debunking, anti-pseudoscience activism, and neo-atheism. The practitioner appears rational by wielding formal logic, but the reasoning is disconnected from reality or strategically omits counter-evidence. It is the art of being “formally correct” but substantively wrong.
Example: “He argued: ‘All pseudoscience is harmful; homeopathy is pseudoscience; therefore homeopathy is harmful.’ The syllogism was valid, but the major premise was false (some homeopathy may be harmless placebo). Aristotelian sophism: logically perfect, factually wrong.”

Non-Aristotelian Logic

A family of logical systems that reject or modify one or more of the fundamental principles of Aristotelian (classical) logic: the law of non-contradiction (a proposition cannot be both true and false), the law of excluded middle (a proposition is either true or false), and monotonicity (adding premises never invalidates a conclusion). Non-Aristotelian logics include paraconsistent logic (tolerates contradictions), fuzzy logic (truth comes in degrees), intuitionistic logic (rejects excluded middle), and non-monotonic logic (allows revision). These systems are not irrational; they are designed to model real-world reasoning where contradictions occur (e.g., quantum mechanics, legal conflicts) or where vagueness is essential (e.g., heap paradox). Non-Aristotelian logic is often dismissed by classical logicians as “deviance,” but its proponents argue that classical logic is only one tool among many, not the universal standard of reason.
Non-Aristotelian Logic Example: “In a paraconsistent logic (non-Aristotelian), a scientist can hold that light is both wave and particle without the system exploding into triviality—contradiction is managed, not banned.”

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very cool person, sexy, hawt, tall, with brown hair and brown eyes, super nice, loves anime, especially dio uwu. aristotelis is so hawt that by one look at you, you want to have his children. his smile is so beautiful and those lips. MMMMM those lips
aristotelis: existing

me: please god, let me have aristote's children, i want to marry him. he is so nice and so sexy please god
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

Aristotling 

The act of pretentiously explaining a subject one knows little or insufficiently about. This is typically committed in uniformed organizations such as the military, where commanders are more inclined to demonstrate the superiority of his own knowledge in desperation, to effect retention on his command legitimacy, where possibly inadequately qualified for.
Private Jim: Sir, Wouldn't carrying out this mission risk breaking the international law on conflict?
Warrant Officer Encik: acturry, the uniided nations since long long time ago since ancient rome allowed using shotguns since it was necessary to protect them from the nazis in the war
Private Jim: ...
Private John to Private Jim: Don't bother Jim, he's aristotling again
Private Jim: Knew it
Warrant Officer Encik was aristotling since he spoke confidently on a subject he knew little about, risking lying to protect his legitimacy of command over Private Jim. This is evident in how the U.N. came into existence in 1945, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed, and in how shotguns were only invented in the 19th Century, far after Ancient Rome had collapsed in 476 AD/CE, and most evidently in how the Nazis were engaged in war only in the 1940s, far after Ancient Rome siezed to exist in 476 AD/CE.
Aristotling by coloneldogface January 11, 2020

aristotelis 

Aristotelis is a guy with long dark brown hair, stunning brown eyes, a very beautiful smile, great sense of humour, one of the greatest friends you could ever have, if you know an aristotelis, definitely try to keep him close. He also likes anime, especially dio. He is a very nice person and you should be wishing you had an aristotelis in your life
Aristotelis: existing

Me: OMAIGAD
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021

aristotelis 

aristotelis is a very funny guy, with long borwn hair, brown eyes and definitely loves anime. He has a very contagious smile, a lot fun to be around. If you know an aristoteli you are very lucky, if you dont, go find one RIGHT KNOW. aristotelis is very tall, with a great sense of humor, and loves dio. aristotelis is one of the sexiest man alive, just one look and he makes you want to have his children. the best bf ever
aristotelis: its my birthday today

me: buying him dio stuff to make him fall in love with me because he is so great and hawt and i want to have his children
aristotelis by sniffarwdepon June 21, 2021