Ari moment

a very stupid, dumb, super stale, boring,or awkward moment

Nikki:Man today was so good and everythang was going smooth. Everyone was laughing, having fun> the works. Then here comes Julie with some stupid ass comment and she ruins the whole day

Lola: YA dat was a ari moment if i ever heard one

OR
Joey:Guess what Ima do that girl tonight
Deven:oh hell yea the same bright 1 with the thick ass
Kevin:oh yea she's a tight 1
MArcus: hey what did we get for Math homework today
(erey1 goes quiet and looks at marcus like he's an ass)
Deven: Ari moment

OR
Man that trip was fun, we did so much crazy shit!

YEA like when we were tryin to reach that gucci bag from the top shelf n the whole thang fell n the glass scattered everywhere n all of us broke off runnin with a stolen gucci bag!

Lol thats a Good ari moment for the memories

Ari moment by ressey March 5, 2008

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animomentisphilia

Derived from the Latin: "animus" (spirit), "mens" (mind), and "philia" (love). The condition of feeling sexual attraction toward imaginary friends. Often occurs in schizophrenics.

Claiming to be an animomentisphiliac is a great excuse for being single.

animomentisphilia by Never-Lonely February 15, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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